so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize
