you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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