Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
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Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
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Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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