At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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