Walk of Shame. In a state park.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
My ATM looks so different sober.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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