That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Operation Purity has been aborted
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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