Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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