Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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