She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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