A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
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Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
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Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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