He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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