Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
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Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
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with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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