I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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