First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
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He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
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next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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