We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
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Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
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the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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