it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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