im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
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Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
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You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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