my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
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So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
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Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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