I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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