dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
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Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
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Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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