I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
tell me about the fingering
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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