we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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