Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
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Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
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ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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