butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
i believe in u and ur pee
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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