I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
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I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
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Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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