What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
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we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
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Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
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