You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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