I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
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No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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