fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
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Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
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she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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