is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Houston, we have a squirter
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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