Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
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bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
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So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
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See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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