I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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