i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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