I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
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there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
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I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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