u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
two words...techno handjob
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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