Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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