There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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