You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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