Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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