I want to stick my p in your. b.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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