The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
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He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
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My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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