I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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