Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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