quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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