I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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