He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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