just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
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I hope my margaritas pass through security.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
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i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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