I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
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his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
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Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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