Taylor Swift is so right about you.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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