New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
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If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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