Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
Randomize
