Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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