susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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