i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
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He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
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I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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