Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
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just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
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I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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