good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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