38 yer olds are good kisserssss
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
Randomize
