Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
I'm really busy with my period
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