You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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