A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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