Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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